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We are angry angry people. We make your coffee. We deal with your small change. We try to untangle your desired drinks from your phone conversations. We smile politely and wish you a nice day whilst secretly hoping for your demise.

We are everywhere. Everytime you walk into a cafe or a restaurant, we are waiting.

Welcome to Cafe Disaster. Have a terrible day.




DISCLAIMER: Please note that the views here do NOT reflect the views and opinions of the Company I work for. I am in no way representative of the Company. The stories here are based on true events, but have been dramatised for comedic effect.

If you recognise yourself in one of the characters represented here then we apologise for our judgemental nature, it’s meant to be humorous. And you should apologise for being such a massive tool.

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